COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?

William J. Roper; Todd L. Cook; Violetta Korbina; Jussi K. Kuusisto; Roisin O'Connor; Stephen D. Riggs; David J. Turner; Reese Wilkinson

arXiv · 2203.16609

COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?

William J. Roper·Todd L. Cook·Violetta Korbina·Jussi K. Kuusisto·Roisin O'Connor·Stephen D. Riggs·David J. Turner·Reese Wilkinson

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More often than not a lunch time conversation will veer off into bizarre and uncharted territories. In rare instances these frontiers of conversation can lead to deep insights about the Universe we inhabit. This paper details the fruits of one such conversation. In this paper we will answer the question: How many cows do you need to form a planetoid entirely comprised of cows, which will support a methane atmoosphere produced by the planetary herd? We will not only present the necessary assumptions and theory underpinning the cow-culations, but also present a thorough (and rather robust) discussion of the viability of, and implications for accomplishing, such a feat.

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William J. Roper, Todd L. Cook, Violetta Korbina, Jussi K. Kuusisto, Roisin O'Connor, Stephen D. Riggs, David J. Turner, Reese Wilkinson. 2022-03-30. COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?. https://arxiv.org/abs/2203.16609

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