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Computing Your Ideal Haircut Routine

Blake Pehrson
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We introduce stochastically resetting deterministic processes -- the simplest subclass of general resetting stochastic processes -- finding them to be repackaged renewal processes. In particular, we consider the stochastically resetting deterministic process undergoing linear growth of rate 1 subject to Poissonian resetting and deduce its marginal, expectation, and variance. Then, using these results, we construct a stochastic model for hair growth subject to regular haircuts and use this model to prescribe the reader's ideal haircut routine.

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Blake Pehrson. 2024-12-17. Computing Your Ideal Haircut Routine. https://arxiv.org/abs/2412.14066

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