Updating Tom Lehrer's "The Elements"

Evan M. O'Dorney

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Updating Tom Lehrer's "The Elements"

Evan M. O'Dorney

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We analyze the poetico-comedic criteria by which Tom Lehrer arranged the chemical elements in his 1959 hit "The Elements," a parody to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Modern Major-General" (1879). We compose a new version to the same tune incorporating all 118 currently known elements and fulfilling, so far as possible, the same artistic aims.

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Evan M. O'Dorney. 2026-09-07. Updating Tom Lehrer's "The Elements". https://arxiv.org/abs/2609.07951

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